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9:59 a.m. - 06 August, 2008
D8 is a Hershey Bar
Within the last couple months, I've developed a terrible habit that I share with a huge portion of America. I named it. It's called:

VENDING MACHINE BREAKFAST

In the mornings, I usually trundle off down the hall to the vending machines and plunk away my coins for artificial sustinence. I do this because I forget to eat before I leave for work in the morning, or I'm just lazy.

I consider this an art form. Anybody can squander their money for some junk crap, but I do it with such regularity and such precision that it is, indeed, beautiful.

Hobbies Include: being broke, being grumpy about gaining a pound.

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Sometimes, as we age, our ideals change. I would like to point attention to one of my previous entries, "Drinkin' Beer, Pukin' Up Beer". Now that I am 21, I do, in fact, enjoy socially drinking. My thoughts on alcohol have changed. However, I still stand by my original thoughts about morality and the socio-cultural quashing of it.

 

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